Women are terrible at comedy.

show this to your daughters

This is what happens when you discourage bullying.

That's um disgusting, hideous, terrible, nightmare fuel that will try to eat me..Can we please kill it with fire?!

Yep. Running eight miles and eating some steamed brussels sprouts with sriracha sauce after.

Nothing makes what these ogres are doing okay. Nothing.

I'll bet right now somewhere there is a nigger watching this and ejaculating all over the room.