Definitely not made in China
Just let it starve to show it that "Muh Gunetiks" is a myth.
How long do you think she'd keep up screamin' for mcnuggets?
Oh yes the old "muh genetics" excuse.
Thats some pretty impressive construction really.
It blows my mind when fat blobs are submissive. So they expect a man not only to lower his standards but do all the fucking work while they're the center of attention. All that sugar must have gone to their brains
This is a testament to the sturdiness if the device
Reminds me of a hog hung up to be butchered, or perhaps a crane lifting a whale.
Or that scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the cow into the raptor pen.
We just need the raptors now. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DwAOHVBKTwg
OMG spit my coffee out. nightmare is correct!
She looks like an uncooked string roast thingy.
Comment gold
Lite a fire under it and we can all eat for a year
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