Hurt the bastard’s feelings so hard that he needed 3 family-sized pizzas to numb the pain, including the entire left side of his body.
Funny part is how all these fat people want to date skinny/fit people.
Typical pattern
"Being Fat is great and healthy_
"No it's not. It's quite the opposite."
Mental Gymnastics
Reasoned, logical response
REEEEEEEEE!
So sick of this bullshit. Take me back to the 90s.
...and now i'm hungry damn it
Me too, that’s why I’m eating a fresh mango, and orange, and a bowl homemade beef mushroom barley soup for lunch.
Pro tip: eat healthy and light with fresh food you prepare yourself, then you don’t become a obeast grease goblin.
So tasty
People get easily butthurt but this is what happens when victimhood is enabled and celebrated. As a kid I heard about people suing McDonalds for making them fat and it didn't make sense to me but I guess it made sense to a lot of strange folks.
Its already dead.... keep going
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