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As if it matters.

As if it matters.

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[–] • 3 pts

'Turns out I'm pansexual. I love me some pan fried chicken, pan fried fish, pan fried anything. Love is love, and I love anything that'll fit in my disgusting mouth.'

[–] • 0 pt

lmao... exactly where I was going to go with this.

The only pan she loves is the one cooking dat food!

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Or in this specific instance:

Love is disgusting.

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The gelatinous blob realizes that there likely isnt one single person in the world of 8+ billion that would find it attractive, so it better have zero standards, just incase there is that one sick freak out there sonewhere.

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Then you may or may not be surprised to learn that she has a black boyfriend.

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" I will love anything, literally anything, that loves me back"

She needs a lot of mental help. It would be a good thing for her to focus on saving her own life right now.