Come to think of it, when I am somewhere and I do see one of those I usually take it because it's comfortabler to laptop in with my elbows not clonking into the hard annoying armwrests when I type smartassed comments here, er, I mean "work".
Be careful, the seat has a higher likelihood of having been shitted/sharted in.
Well, fuck!!
Not like I'm gonna SNIFF it first! Maybe I should always just carry a towel. I should always know where my towel's at, after all.
And don't panic!
My doctor's office sometimes includes multiple waits in the waiting room. How you gonna remember which side was down last time.
the chance of depriving a lardass of the diabeetus chair is worth it
There is home chairs this wide now too. It's like 3/4 of a loveseat. Which is perfect to sit in like a hammock.
I prefer my HATE SEAT!
Your toilet after a spicy meal?
Comfortabler is not a word
Oh yeah?
Well YOU'RE not a word. You fat gibberishy faggot!
Whatever you say fatty.
Stop making excuses you fat fucking fuck. We all know why you pick that chair
Because I want to deprive YOU of it and see you standing there all fat and annoyed!
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