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Or is this a corona-style mutual masturbation situation? I want to know, but I also don’t want to know

Or is this a corona-style mutual masturbation situation? I want to know, but I also don’t want to know

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[–] 3 pts

They are too fat to copulate and their genitles are hidden under fat roles. To have kids he will have to have her masterbate his ejaculate into a turkey baster and then he will have to flip her over on her stomach and insert the baster onto the end of a broom handle to insert.

Should I continue........?

[–] 1 pt

That was quite vivid.. I don’t think they will be having kids anytime soon. How would they bend down to pick up a toddler?!

[–] 1 pt

The child will be raised by small dogs and cats.

[–] 0 pt

And then be eaten by cats and dogs when they get it jabbed and it dies from ‘sids’

[–] 0 pt

That why they have mother in laws with brooms...