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Or is this a corona-style mutual masturbation situation? I want to know, but I also don’t want to know

Or is this a corona-style mutual masturbation situation? I want to know, but I also don’t want to know

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[–] • 3 pts

They are too fat to copulate and their genitles are hidden under fat roles. To have kids he will have to have her masterbate his ejaculate into a turkey baster and then he will have to flip her over on her stomach and insert the baster onto the end of a broom handle to insert.

Should I continue........?

[–] • 1 pt

That was quite vivid.. I don’t think they will be having kids anytime soon. How would they bend down to pick up a toddler?!

[–] • 1 pt

The child will be raised by small dogs and cats.

[–] • 0 pt

And then be eaten by cats and dogs when they get it jabbed and it dies from ‘sids’

[–] • 0 pt

That why they have mother in laws with brooms...

[–] • 1 pt

Feed sheep with plastic. Make it unable to reproduce, suffering from all sorts of allergies, and relying on continuously newer and stronger drugs to continue their existence enough to justify big pharma revenues. Make them resistant to known viruses and bacteria, so next generation ones could replace these - creating market for new "vaccines".

Oversized profits off oversized bodies... with smallest possible brain, compared to all the fat.

[–] • 0 pt

Don’t forget the lapband surgery which they all think will magically make them fit... I know a morbidly obese guy through playing poker and he is still drinking Pepsi max and Diet Coke, cause his doctor told him it was okay... ‘doctor’ my ass

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

They need a third person with a boat oar to pry the fat away from their necrotic genitalia.

[–] • 0 pt

They are perfectly healthy. Can you niggers stop fat shaming?

[–] • 1 pt

Soooo healthy, they could literally be on the cover of Cosmo

[–] • 0 pt

They look better than most 400 pounders..They might make it to 50

[–] • 0 pt

Their bed definitely won’t.

[–] • 0 pt

Is a bed able to support them both if they are copulating?

[–] • 1 pt

That would be a custom build for sure. But still can’t see how they could bump uglies with all that fat in the way.