Not a fake quote, just unattributed:
Not a fake quote, just unattributed:
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It is our God-Given right as Americans to own spoons, nobody is disagreeing with this. But when the Founding Fathers first wrote this write into the constitution, they imagined our spoons would be filled with porridge or stew; They could not imagine a modern High-Capacity American Spork, laden with white gravy and Nashville Hot Chicken, or the effects it could have on our society. For this reason, we need common-sense Spoon Legislation. Nobody in America needs an Ultra-Deep Ice Cream scoop, capable of ladling 15 servings of potato salad a minute. And that is why I am signing this bill into law today.
-Barack Obama
>It is our God-Given right as Americans to own spoons, nobody is disagreeing with this. But when the Founding Fathers first wrote this write into the constitution, they imagined our spoons would be filled with porridge or stew; They could not imagine a modern High-Capacity American Spork, laden with white gravy and Nashville Hot Chicken, or the effects it could have on our society. For this reason, we need common-sense Spoon Legislation. Nobody in America needs an Ultra-Deep Ice Cream scoop, capable of ladling 15 servings of potato salad a minute. And that is why I am signing this bill into law today.
-Barack Obama
Certainly, no one should own a fully-semi-automatic spoon!
Certainly, no one should own a fully-semi-automatic spoon!
This is actually a quote from Obama.
This is actually a quote from Obama.
Spoons are a utensil for weak men
Spoons are a utensil for weak men
We get it. You love sucking dick so much you slurp your meals through a straw so you keep your mouth muscles strong. For us spoon fans, I'll continue to use it. Blares spoon man by sound garden
We get it. You love sucking dick so much you slurp your meals through a straw so you keep your mouth muscles strong. For us spoon fans, I'll continue to use it. *Blares spoon man by sound garden*
And they can't figure out how we know they are jewish all time. Lack of self awareness
And they can't figure out how we know they are jewish all time. Lack of self awareness
Just grab the fucking bowl and dump it down your throat. Like a man.
Just grab the fucking bowl and dump it down your throat. Like a man.
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wow what a high quality post to be #1 on poal right now
wow what a high quality post to be #1 on poal right now
You got anything better?
You got anything better?
My pen just happened to write that check on someone else's bank account!
My pen just happened to write that check on someone else's bank account!
"How did that get in there? We gotta remove that" - young black women.
"How did that get in there? We gotta remove that" - young black women.
And violent video games encourage violence... even though there were millennias of it before electricity or video games even existed.
And violent video games encourage violence... even though there were millennias of it before electricity or video games even existed.
Spoons kill people and guns make people fat
Spoons kill people and guns make people fat
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