Panorama is a Russian satirical website posing as a news agency, kinda like The Onion, except very few people know about Panorama—even in Russia—and its satire is more subtle, which results in its jokes being routinely spread far and wide, despite the words “Сатирическое издание” (Satirical outlet) being part of its logo. It’s true that there is a U.S. consulate in Wuhan, but it’s located in an office tower—there’s no land to bury any containers in.