Similarly, when online the feds can't use your posts and comments as evidence if you always include ASCII art of your penis
Similarly, when online the feds can't use your posts and comments as evidence if you always include ASCII art of your penis
Similarly, when online the feds can't use your posts and comments as evidence if you always include ASCII art of your penis
This works better if you yell "FUCK THE POLICE!" while dangling your dick, because if they touch you trying to arrest you, it could be interpreted as consent, and they can't have sex during service.
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