It's not that simple starjel, you've run into deep shit my friend, let me explain: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080125190536AAiD9lb What is gay number? The smallest gay number is 5. Then the series runs: 13, 21, 37, ... The largest known gay number is 1994, which supersedes 1969 as the largest. 3 has a reputation for being gay, but is in fact only slightly queer after a six-pack or two. **54 claims to be "just experimenting.**" 1 and 0 are bi-curious. Pi is the long time companion of radians. 69 is, however, a very, very gay number. Infinity is often thought to be gay, but since it is both even and odd at the same time, it is really a hermaphrodite and technically doesn't count. A homophobic function has the property of mapping any given Gay Number to some other number which is not gay.