My IT dept sends out those damn emails all the time. They do nothing for me but waste my time. I wish I could opt out of them or at least reason with them by pointing out that I have successfully reported all of their fake emails and had them acknowledged as such.
If you inspect the headers you can see that they are "phishing" test emails... You can then filter them to be auto deleted and never bother with them again.
If "Security" every bothers you about it you can explain to them that they are so fucking retarded that it is so obvious what they are doing that a simple email filter can get rid of their garbage.
They are not going to like that though. Also, I am probably about 500x more qualified to be in "security" than any of those fucking morons.
[Edit] Better yet. Set it up so it auto-forwards the email to security and posts a notice to a teams/slack/whatever channel every time one comes in. It's not even hard to do.
The retards in "Security" are going to really hate me after this week, I might be called into "HR". It's going to be fun explaining the amount of human hours and money they are wasting.
Fucking sweet, I'm going to get my whole team to do this. Thank you. 500x more qualified is an understatement, they not only have pakis there, but also doon coons and actual African niggers. The REALLY dumb ones who have conpletey African names where you can't understand even their names, never mind the technical words that they mispronounce. Also, they are SO fucking dumb. They can't understand any issue described to them, they ALWAYS have to put me on hold to go ask someone competent. I fucking hate them, if a nigger answers, I put them on hold and call back in on another line, just to make sure the dumbest nigger is tied up on a call so I can get a chance at talking to someone with brains on another line.
I usually end up with small brain, low IQ pajeets. Sometimes its a nog though. None of them are even sort of understandable. I hate them all so much. I am at the point that I am a week away from refusing to communicate with them at all and if my boss yells at me I will just tell them "Dude, I can't understand a fucking thing they say over their shitty phone link with 200 people in the background talking, I am not picking up the phone for them anymore".
They can fucking fire me if they want. I can get another job. The "AI" is coming for those low IQ street-shitters and I hope they all are unemployed and starving before the end of the fucking year.
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