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Write those down, boys. Those are winners.
Write those down, boys. Those are winners.
Guy must be ridiculously good looking for her to let him try again. Otherwise she's got 200 more matches messaging her.
Guy must be ridiculously good looking for her to let him try again. Otherwise she's got 200 more matches messaging her.
Exactly. A normal-looking 8/10 guy would have gotten instablocked and ghosted.
Exactly. A normal-looking 8/10 guy would have gotten instablocked and ghosted.
You damn right about that buddy
You damn right about that buddy
Fuckin A, fren...the Beautiful Ones get away with murder.
Fuckin A, fren...the Beautiful Ones get away with murder.
Memorable and probably made her laugh out of shock. They totally hooked up.
Memorable and probably made her laugh out of shock. They totally hooked up.
A man, that's who.
A man, that's who.
The last one killed me. That's freaking gold, and now it's on my bucket list to use on a woman one day just for shits and giggles.
The last one killed me. That's freaking gold, and now it's on my bucket list to use on a woman one day just for *shits* and giggles.
You should add this one while you’re at it:
The cops are searching for my penis - can I hide it inside you?
You should add this one while you’re at it:
The cops are searching for my penis - can I hide it inside you?
Na, see, that won't work because you're referencing sex twice whereas the other guy said shit. It conjures a different image than the cliché dick pic which is supposed to repulse her. She knows he's trying to gross her out instead of turn her on. And that, scrambles a chicks brain. But only if you're a chad.
Na, see, that won't work because you're referencing sex twice whereas the other guy said shit. It conjures a different image than the cliché dick pic which is supposed to repulse her. She knows he's trying to gross her out instead of turn her on. And that, scrambles a chicks brain. But only if you're a chad.
Just texted this to my gf lol
Just texted this to my gf lol
Hahahahaha! I'm gonna use the retarded one. That's too funny
Hahahahaha! I'm gonna use the retarded one. That's too funny
I tested one on female coworker friends once:
Are we related or something, swear you look familiar.
No
Oh, so I can ask you out on a date
I tested one on female coworker friends once:
Are we related or something, swear you look familiar.
No
Oh, so I can ask you out on a date
If you're good looking enough, you could say "muh dick" and she'll blush like a maiden.
If you're good looking enough, you could say "muh dick" and she'll blush like a maiden.
Sounds a lot like dangus.
Sounds a lot like dangus.
Rejection has less sting when they're rejecting a phony, ridiculous character. Putting your genuine self out there takes more balls than anything, but if you're looking for an easy lay its success rate is pretty low. Putting your genuine self out there is better for hunting long term relationships.
Rejection has less sting when they're rejecting a phony, ridiculous character. Putting your genuine self out there takes more balls than anything, but if you're looking for an easy lay its success rate is pretty low. Putting your genuine self out there is better for hunting long term relationships.
Damn, he's smooth.
Damn, he's smooth.
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