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Humor I hate apples

I once waited in line for 5 minutes for the latest apple it was really expensive and when I got it home I found out it had worms. Apples are stupid get oranges.

I once waited in line for 5 minutes for the latest apple it was really expensive and when I got it home I found out it had worms. Apples are stupid get oranges.

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Eating an apple is like eating apple flavored gravel. Fuck apples. Plums FTW.

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I actually like the fruit, especially Braeburns.

I have never seen a worm in a fruit Apple.

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