Research: We can use bioluminescent proteins and modified DNA markers to enable us to positively identify our GMO mosquitoes in a lab setting.
Bill Gates: Shut up egghead! Just print a number on some regular mosquitoes and watch the conspiracy nutjobs work themselves up into a frenzy. It will be funny AF!
Researcher: But what about your plans for world domination?
Bill Gates: I already won because people know about my plans and still do nothing about it. The mosquitoes were always just a distraction. I own the farmland now.
Research: We can use bioluminescent proteins and modified DNA markers to enable us to positively identify our GMO mosquitoes in a lab setting.
Bill Gates: Shut up egghead! Just print a number on some regular mosquitoes and watch the conspiracy nutjobs work themselves up into a frenzy. It will be funny AF!
Researcher: But what about your plans for world domination?
Bill Gates: I already won because people know about my plans and still do nothing about it. The mosquitoes were always just a distraction. I own the farmland now.
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