Zoos are a scam. They have these habitats for the animals that consist of trees and brush and rocks. And when you try to see the animal that is supposed to be in the enclosure, you can never see it. Why? Because it isn't actually there!
Sure, the zoo keepers will tell you that the animal is sleeping under a bush, but you know the truth. I mean, pandas, come on. Bears with white and black patches? That look like teddy bears? What are the odds? If you've ever seen a real bear, they are big, ugly monsters with slavering jaws and hackly fur on their backs.
Next they'll be telling us that koala bears are real.
Zoos are a scam. They have these habitats for the animals that consist of trees and brush and rocks. And when you try to see the animal that is supposed to be in the enclosure, you can never see it. Why? Because it isn't actually there!
Sure, the zoo keepers will tell you that the animal is sleeping under a bush, but you know the truth. I mean, pandas, come on. Bears with white and black patches? That look like teddy bears? What are the odds? If you've ever seen a real bear, they are big, ugly monsters with slavering jaws and hackly fur on their backs.
Next they'll be telling us that koala bears are real.
I’ve seen bears, 20 feet from me all the time. My cat is black and white, it’s not odd to have that pattern
I’ve seen bears, 20 feet from me all the time. My cat is black and white, it’s not odd to have that pattern
FITE ME IRL!
FITE ME IRL!
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