They actually put retarded Chinese babies in fur suits and feed them sugar cane.
They actually put retarded Chinese babies in fur suits and feed them sugar cane.
Panda is a social construct.
Panda is a social construct.
My apologies for posting a serious post for conspiracy evidence
My apologies for posting a serious post for conspiracy evidence
No apology necessary this is the internet.
The conspiracy is that black bears splash bleach on eachother to get free plane fare to and from china.
Another thing is a lot of black bears are actually chinese pandas with black shoe polish. They come here to spy on the forest service and run other reconnaissance missions.
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No apology necessary this is the internet.
The conspiracy is that black bears splash bleach on eachother to get free plane fare to and from china.
Another thing is a lot of black bears are actually chinese pandas with black shoe polish. They come here to spy on the forest service and run other reconnaissance missions.
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Who? Name the bastards! I'll murder the dumb fuckers, MURDER THEM!
Who?
Name the bastards!
I'll murder the dumb fuckers, MURDER THEM!
It’s one of those “shocking conspiracies people believe” thing is I’ve heard it often enough that I’m curious to see the proof
It’s one of those “shocking conspiracies people believe” thing is I’ve heard it often enough that I’m curious to see the proof
There were never any pandas. It was always just the deadly npc drop bears they were identifying as cute pandas in order to get their victims to drop their guard & lure them in
There were never any pandas. It was always just the deadly npc drop bears they were identifying as cute pandas in order to get their victims to drop their guard & lure them in
Zoos are a scam. They have these habitats for the animals that consist of trees and brush and rocks. And when you try to see the animal that is supposed to be in the enclosure, you can never see it. Why? Because it isn't actually there!
Sure, the zoo keepers will tell you that the animal is sleeping under a bush, but you know the truth. I mean, pandas, come on. Bears with white and black patches? That look like teddy bears? What are the odds? If you've ever seen a real bear, they are big, ugly monsters with slavering jaws and hackly fur on their backs.
Next they'll be telling us that koala bears are real.
Zoos are a scam. They have these habitats for the animals that consist of trees and brush and rocks. And when you try to see the animal that is supposed to be in the enclosure, you can never see it. Why? Because it isn't actually there!
Sure, the zoo keepers will tell you that the animal is sleeping under a bush, but you know the truth. I mean, pandas, come on. Bears with white and black patches? That look like teddy bears? What are the odds? If you've ever seen a real bear, they are big, ugly monsters with slavering jaws and hackly fur on their backs.
Next they'll be telling us that koala bears are real.
I’ve seen bears, 20 feet from me all the time. My cat is black and white, it’s not odd to have that pattern
I’ve seen bears, 20 feet from me all the time. My cat is black and white, it’s not odd to have that pattern
FITE ME IRL!
FITE ME IRL!
Animals are manifestations of our inner archetypes in solid forms. They mainly exist to reveal to us what we should and shouldn't like about ourselves. We harm/kill the manifestations that are not like us that invade our spaces, but care/love the manifestations that we wish to take after.
Animals are manifestations of our inner archetypes in solid forms. They mainly exist to reveal to us what we should and shouldn't like about ourselves. We harm/kill the manifestations that are not like us that invade our spaces, but care/love the manifestations that we wish to take after.
That's nothing ... Yet, I see them every day.
That's nothing [birds aren't real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2wir9wRp8w)... Yet, I see them every day.
The 'birds' you see are DARPA drones, spying on you
The 'birds' you see are DARPA drones, spying on you
Birds are dinosaurs that grew feathers just to fuck with you.
It's like: "Hey, dumbass, you thought we went extinct 65 million years ago. We've been hiding in front of you all this time fucker!"
And now we know why birds are such assholes.
Birds are dinosaurs that grew feathers just to fuck with you.
It's like: "Hey, dumbass, you thought we went extinct 65 million years ago. We've been hiding in front of you all this time fucker!"
And now we know why birds are such assholes.
OK, but cats are the REAL assholes.
OK, but cats are the REAL assholes.
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