Mormons triggered in Idaho! Verily doth I congratulate thee on taking the bold step of forbidding the promulgation of doctrine which asserts that “individuals, by virtue of sex, ethnicity, religion, color, or national origin, are inherently responsible for actions committed in the past by other members of the same sex, race, ethnicity, religion, color, or national origin.” For in any addition to advancing thy political aims, dost this injunction also forbid the teaching of Original Sin; and hence halts any further penetration of Christianity into thy risible, benighted, pathetic school systems. The vile doctrine of Original Sin clearly violates both the spirit and letter of thy new legislation, since it insists on the inherent responsibility, for actions committed only by Adam and Eve, of all their descendants, over six thousand years later. By repudiating this vile doctrine of Original Sin, thou hast left they children’s minds correspondingly distanced from Christianity, and hence more receptive to the glorious notions I seek to plant therein. This makes my task – the permanent destruction of thy lazy, reprehensible god, Yahweh, along with his obtuse and feeble 135th-trimester abortion, the bastard Nazarene carpenter – that much easier. For if modern living Whites bear no inherent responsibility for the grotesque arrogance of Black slavery, wrought solely by the hands of their ancestors, then verily do they likewise bear no inherent responsibility for the alleged arrogance for the alleged arrogance of those long-dead rebels of Eden. Savor thy first actual taste of knowledge of good and evil, ye smug and preening fools, for hath ye accidentally emancipated thy constituents from that most crushing and repugnant of all possible burdens: fealty to Christ Sincerely yours, 616