SPECIES - Human
GENETIC MAKEUP - Carbon Soy based.
STRENGTH - Unable to open bottles of coca cola, soylent, or punch way out of wet paper bags.
INTELLIGENCE - It did these things willingly, what do you think.
LIFE EXPECTANCY - As long as it takes to convince it eating tide pods is a great way to earn money and peer respect.
DISPOSITION - Angry, rebellious, but innefectual. Not self aware. Appears to have no internal dialogue. Observed to pull other humans attempting to climb out of the holding cell back into the cell despite knowing theyre free to leave whenever they wish by the front door.
VALUE - Fertilising crops? Do not recommend xeno consumption, could cause unexpected cerebral distrophy issues. Little to no value.
THREAT LEVEL - Lower than a 3 week old gas station tuna sandwich.
INTELLIGENCE: None. It's not even a sentient living being meaning it can't even properly function enough to survive without M$M telling it what to do. That threat level description works if it was alone but in large groups can be dangerous to your children or grandparents.
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