WelcomeUser Guide
ToSPrivacyCanary
DonateBugsLicense

©2026 Poal.co

(post is archived)

[–] 1 pt

I've been warning people that China lost their Wheat & Corn harvest from the massive floods.

Then we have dumb ass liberals over here in USA telling farmers now to plant food for God knows what reason. Right now any farmer that loads up on Corn & Grains will have a chance to make some serious cash and save our asses at the same time.


Buy from local farmers markets, avoid Walmart produce. They screw farmers over intentionally picking up shipments late & destroying food.

[–] 1 pt

the ice age is ending, we are now going into about 500 years of heat / dry conditions. this "global warming " is cyclical . humans are going to have a tough go of things starting in about 20 years

[–] 0 pt (edited )

SPECIES - Human

GENETIC MAKEUP - Carbon Soy based.

STRENGTH - Unable to open bottles of coca cola, soylent, or punch way out of wet paper bags.

INTELLIGENCE - It did these things willingly, what do you think.

LIFE EXPECTANCY - As long as it takes to convince it eating tide pods is a great way to earn money and peer respect.

DISPOSITION - Angry, rebellious, but innefectual. Not self aware. Appears to have no internal dialogue. Observed to pull other humans attempting to climb out of the holding cell back into the cell despite knowing theyre free to leave whenever they wish by the front door.

VALUE - Fertilising crops? Do not recommend xeno consumption, could cause unexpected cerebral distrophy issues. Little to no value.

THREAT LEVEL - Lower than a 3 week old gas station tuna sandwich.

INTELLIGENCE: None. It's not even a sentient living being meaning it can't even properly function enough to survive without M$M telling it what to do. That threat level description works if it was alone but in large groups can be dangerous to your children or grandparents.