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I shit you guy not.. I ordered a 40oz box of fruity pebbles, and a bunch of other shit on prime. It's been showing up throughout the week. Well 3 days ago a midget driving a big ass brand new SUV of sort (had to be hand operate dor something), and dropped off 2 twenty oz boxes of fruity pebbles in a walmart bag with some cryptic ass shipping label. Not only that amazon just mailed me and reported that my 40oz box just shipped this morning.. I dun ate some of the shit am I gonna die?

I shit you guy not.. I ordered a 40oz box of fruity pebbles, and a bunch of other shit on prime. It's been showing up throughout the week. Well 3 days ago a midget driving a big ass brand new SUV of sort (had to be hand operate dor something), and dropped off 2 twenty oz boxes of fruity pebbles in a walmart bag with some cryptic ass shipping label. Not only that amazon just mailed me and reported that my 40oz box just shipped this morning.. I dun ate some of the shit am I gonna die?

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I never trust food that has been touched by midgets. What if I catch what they have and it makes me small too???

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It will only make your dick small.

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Why the fuck are you funding amazon?

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The shit is actually cheaper then driving to krogers and getting it..

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I heard a rumor that the ancients used to grow food right out of the ground.

gross...

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CNN reported something on this. Some guy accepted some cereal (Lucky Charms of all things) from Amazon and wound dying of covid. Not so lucky I guess even though they're magically delicious.

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It's fitting that Amazon has been reduced to using Midgets for delivery.

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Yes.

RIP in peace.

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I dun ate some of the shit am I gonna die?

No you'll just get fat, weak and diabetic.

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I have been under 165 my entire life, I would love to put on 50-100 pounds.

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Well old school is a lot of whole milk, gotta lift though if you want it to go to the right places. Peanut butter too if it won't make you fat.

But processed sugar and carbs are the worst, especially for breakfast.