One-time Google competitor Ask.com, formerly Ask Jeeves, throws in the towel after almost 30 years

No advertising, this includes "Free stuff for your whatever" type posts, even if you didn't write the post.
Posts must be about things businesses are doing. Posts that are nothing more than long writeups with links to things that "help your business" or explain "why you need this for your business" are advertising and fall under rule #1.
Keep memes and image posts on topic for what businesses are doing.
You're free to talk about what you've done in making your personal business a success, but talk about it in general terms. Don't give product names, pictures, or any kind of links.
Start at #1 and read the rules again.

Posts that are amusingly bad may be moved to /s/HaveAPepsi and deemed "Coke." Batteries are not included, this offer void where prohibited by law, which is pretty much everywhere including the moon, Mars, and specifically exoplanet GA3-701 where it is punishable by a fine of not less than 15²⁸ stimborbs and 376 solar years in prison. For more information, please call 311-555-2368 and ask for Jim Rockford. Jim Rockford is not real. Misuse of this sub may cause serious injury or death. Please read the manual before attempting operation. The manual is not real. You agree that all issues are your fault, regardless of their origin. You may be paired with a crocodile when being assigned a room. No cash value save that which is in your pants pockets and will need to be given to us. By using this sub, you offer control of your eternal soul to stupidbird who may use it for whatever purposes, up to and including the dark arts in which case your only recourse is to appeal to the council of evil and have your petition politely denied by a bird. Birds are not real. Summoning elder gods by attempting to pronounce furniture names at a certain store will immediately void your warranty. This sub does not provide a warranty, expressed or implied. This sub does not provide hot dogs or drinks. You agree to all terms and conditions herein, even those which we have not thought of yet. We’ll decide what will be on the contract. You’ll pay us to be allowed to do the work. You will make the product. Then you’ll give it to us, and it will be ours forever. If anybody buys it, we might give you some money. If you’re lucky. Or we might put it in a drawer and forget about it. In any event you will get nothing per the algorithm, and you will thank us for it. This is not the algorithm. This is close. Don't drink that. Discount coupons are not available. Original coupon is required for redemption, expired coupons will not be accepted. Limit 1 per customer, even when the customer has multiple personalities. No purchase necessary, there is not a free prize in the box. This sub does not offer privacy, and will track you across everything you do in a really creepy, looking in your windows sort of way. We read your mail. You understand that any breach of this agreement will invoke unspecified consequences of a dire nature, likely affecting your being in ways beyond your comprehension. Elvis has never endorsed our product. Proceed at your own peril. We've increased your synergy, but this sub cannot save you money if you own a parakeet. Parakeets are not real. This sub may make it's own gravy in your mouth, but does not have your dog's daily requirement of cheese. This does not contain 325mg. All posts here are for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as business or medical advice. Do not attempt to fit this sub nasally. Supplies are limited, this offer void after January 1, 1922 or when supplies are exhausted. This sub will be not be outsourced to India, but we will use you personal data for our own amusement. Do not travel more than 70,000 miles on this sub without replacement. May not meet new government requirements, consult a tax attorney before attempting to wallpaper your ego with this sub. Do not taunt happy fun ball. This sub is not affiliated with any soft drink company but we will happily take your money. Please contact stupidbird for more information. Or don't, he doesn't really have any information and will probably just look at you like the stupid bird he is. Stupidbirds aren't real. Please put that down, don't stick that in there, and for the love of god please put on some pants, no one wants to see that. (c) 1988 Con-Troll, Inc, PO Box 12, Wrestlemania, MN.