Popular sub chain (Jersey Mikes) being bought by private equity firm (Blackstone)

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Well, Jersey mikes is about to turn to woke shit.

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>Private equity giant Blackstone said it's acquiring popular sub sandwich chain Jersey Mike's. Blackstone announced Tuesday morning that Jersey Mike's had agreed to selling a majority stake of its business, which sources cited by CNN said was valued at around $8 billion. Jersey Mike's founder and CEO Peter Cancro will continue to lead the business and maintain a "significant equity stake," Blackstone said.

Well, Jersey mikes is about to turn to woke shit. Archive: https://archive.today/5HiaN From the post: >>Private equity giant Blackstone said it's acquiring popular sub sandwich chain Jersey Mike's. Blackstone announced Tuesday morning that Jersey Mike's had agreed to selling a majority stake of its business, which sources cited by CNN said was valued at around $8 billion. Jersey Mike's founder and CEO Peter Cancro will continue to lead the business and maintain a "significant equity stake," Blackstone said.

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