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Man sends lizard saliva to 23andMe for DNA testing, exposing total fraud of company’s claims of human ancestry (www.naturalnews.com)

In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish.

lmao

>In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. lmao

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Jewish? Lizard people?

Maybe it is accurate!

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"And just what, exactly, is involved with its testing process that a lizard’s DNA would show up as roughly half-Asian and half-Jewish? Is 23andMe engaging in Asian hate and antisemitism, or is its testing process completely bogus, pulling up random identifiers and manufacturing a fake lineage surrounding them?"

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Need to send in a chimpanzee DNA for comparison .

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[–] • 2 pts

Yeah, seems fairly accurate to me.

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that 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish though

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Well, it is a lizard soooo

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They got the (((lizard))) part right.

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These people who send their DNA samples to these scammers are the same people with 4 jabs and a smart home. I applaud the couple who sent in a lizard sample. Hopefully many more do the same.

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the tiktok this came from points out it is satire... but damn i really want to believe!

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Duh, they have already been exposed. The CEO even said it was more guessing than science.

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