GOODER AND HARDER, PORTLAND: Portland’s first Shake Shack hasn’t even opened yet, and it’s already been smashed up.

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GOODER AND HARDER, PORTLAND: Portland’s first Shake Shack hasn’t even opened yet, and it’s already been smashed up. (instapundit.com)

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I have lived about an hour away from this idiot city for over 20 years, and it's just amazing the stupidity and insanity of the people there. Every time there's a so called leadership change there, it's the same touchy feely, leftist moron who spends his time feeling instead of ever thinking. Year after year, I run into people from there, and it's always the same: "Why does all this bad stuff keep happening to us?" Many of us outside of the shithole called Portland would be good with just building a wall around it so it can fester and die all on its own, or better yet just cede it to Washington to the north.

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We don't want it either. It's a cesspit. I'd rather blow the bridges on our side and wall them off on your side. Let them cross the Columbia at their own peril.

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Shake shacks are terrible anyway.

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