Here we see the local retard in his native environment, hard at work using his signature retard writing style in an attempt to attract a mate. His exotic use of capitalization will garner attention from the fairer sex, or so he hopes.
Sadly, he will likely never find one. He has not yet realized that there are no women on the internet, and even if their were they still wouldn't mate with him because he is retarded.
His strategy is an evolutionary dead-end. Truly a shame.
-Voice of David Attenborough
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