Santa is white because he's a figure of Germanic-Scandanavian lore. Perhaps the named-after-Mohammed's-9-yr-old-child-bride writer can suggest a suitable alternative? Islam is, of course, right out of benevolent figures as such attracts from the praise of Allah, just like having a dog. Perhaps one of those head-filled-with-gold bald men African savages still murder for? That'd be a good one. Did you know that Aisha Harris is paid with your tax dollars through NPR?