Getting an anime body pillow will make for a funny story when your wife explains it to her high-melanin lover
First thing in my mind: ANIME BODY PILLOW. I've been through maybe 1000 of them .
If I was a lesser man I would be traumatised for life. There is a lot of lewd out there.
Here are some highlights of my adventure, in no order and some slightly gay.:
http://au.hellocosplay.com/images/props/gintama-gintoki-sakata-body-pillow-1.jpg
Currently I'm sitting on this one below. It is very modest and completely relevant to both parties. And there were almost NONE like this. This and some samurai x ones had dual male/female characters that weren't not modest. And this one is even questionably modest anyway. I didn't like the samurai X ones anyway, as the only good samurai X was Trust and Betrayal. There was one sword art online one but that main male character is totally lame.
Honestly. This has been a terrible experience and I will probably just give up and get a plain pillow case.
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