yeah the hot ones are gay for pay. or drunk.

the real lesbians are not women you want to be watching rolling around in bed together unless youve got some kind of weird fat hairy smelly bitch fetish.

I actually said that once, the bitch thought it was funny, and laughed her ass off the first time she heard it. About a decade ago, now it's old and annoying, she said we need to get a new lesbian joke. I failed at pissing her off, until I brought up the concept of how women and girls did better when they went to their own schools to learn how to be wives, rather than today, where they get taught how to be their own husbands.