Look here... Reddit is owned by Tencent. Tencent is owned by the People's Republic of China. Now... I'm a Chinese People, so it seems to follow logically to me that said Republic must be a property of mine seeing as it's in the name and all. Thus the paths of logical reasonilsation and deductioneering should bring us to a conclusion that I also, vicariously and through a middleman, own Tencent. And thus, with another degree of seperation is Reddit, too, a thing which I own. So I'm left asking you - how can it be that a man is opposed to his own property? One cannot entertain a feud with their land, or quarrel with their lawnmower. It just don't bleedin' work. Believe me. *I've tried.*