Well, you don't read something that fucking strange every day. Archive: https://archive.today/lIwDn From the post: >>A Virginia man stole a Yellowstone National Park heavy wrecker truck Saturday while drunk, plowed through a fence, fled on foot and when he was caught, pretended to be a U.S. marshal, court documents allege. Alan Rawlings Bowling, 57, now faces nine criminal charges in the U.S. District Court for Wyoming and a potential maximum of 4.5 years in jail and $45,000 in fines if convicted on all counts. He pleaded not guilty Monday before U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephanie Hambrick in the Mammoth outpost of the federal court.