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Instead of fighting large spiders in the basement, you have to ward off F-35s with nukes.

@theodore_kent @Smedleys_Butler-1 @WilhelmVonDoobiest

Instead of fighting large spiders in the basement, you have to ward off F-35s with nukes. @theodore_kent @Smedleys_Butler-1 @WilhelmVonDoobiest

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Confused. Elaborate.

Write a short story about a man growing out of control. He's 5'6" one day, then he gets bitten by a radioactive magnifying glass and starts doubling in size every 24 hours. 5'6" on Day 1... 11' on Day 2... 22' tall on Day 3... 44' tall on Day 4...

How long before the X-File Division is sent out to stop him from growing bigger than the Earth?

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I'm going for giant vacuum sealed mummified second moon then. Instant cargo cult religions across the globe

But still, at some point in growth I'll be able to easily paint the jets as such, but I'm not sure if that's considered a false flag if they're peaceful decoys

Edit- 5'6? I'm taller than that