"DILDO!" I blurted out loud to myself, sitting alone in the drivers seat of my Prius.
"DILDO!" I blurted out loud to myself, sitting alone in the drivers seat of my Prius.
I can see you sitting in a corner embracing your dildo trying not to cry. Just like I had to do last Christmas at my inlaws house.
I can see you sitting in a corner embracing your dildo trying not to cry. Just like I had to do last Christmas at my inlaws house.
Unfortunately, this sudden loud outburst woke that weird smelly clown who had been sleeping in the backseat.
Unfortunately, this sudden loud outburst woke that weird smelly clown who had been sleeping in the backseat.
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