I just went to McDonald's they were like "our systems are updating come back later" Columbus has a distinct lack of 4am hamburgers. Ended up making my own out of an old pork chop like it's the middle ages.

Having a "hamburger university" degree is just proof you sold crack and meth for 15 years and now at 30 you have 15 years of community service and you lackadaisically make bad food for stupid people.

In Detroit or Chicago it is called hamburglar University.

Do they drain the blood from the slit throats of the cows halal style in the kitchen while enraged Indians attack the McDonalds? Or do the Taliban load up their American supplied ar15s?