When confronted by a monkey, the instructions are: Do not look them in the eye, make yourself look as big as possible, such as by spreading open your coat, then back away as quietly as possible without making sudden moves, according to Saito.
I would rather grab them and rip their heads off, but that’s why they wouldn’t attack me in the first place.
> When confronted by a monkey, the instructions are: Do not look them in the eye, make yourself look as big as possible, such as by spreading open your coat, then back away as quietly as possible without making sudden moves, according to Saito.
I would rather grab them and rip their heads off, but that’s why they wouldn’t attack me in the first place.
That's the same advice for mountain lions. I learned it from the Simpsons 30 years ago.
That's the same advice for mountain lions. I learned it from the Simpsons 30 years ago.
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