Sign me up. I want to run on windows updates. People just freezing in the middle of the day for senseless updates while cars are careening into eachother, planes falling out of the sky, combat soldiers paralyzed with the spinning rainbow as rockets, grenades and projectiles flying everywhere. Cashiers just catatonic unable to give you your change back for 10minutes. Well thank you mam but my coffee is cold now. TSA agents freezing with his hands down yer pants. Surgeons oh god no.