Swiss Bank says you must give up red meat, beer, coffee, milk, video games, dishwashers, to Be Carbon Neutral.

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Swiss Bank says you must give up red meat, beer, coffee, milk, video games, dishwashers, to Be Carbon Neutral. (nationalfile.com)

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I will shit all my excess carbon into a box and mail it to them. Then I’ll be carbon neutral and they can have it all in their carbon credit accounts.

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