Guess I’ll have to trade two fresh chicken eggs for a bag of coffee beans.

I think I would have to get a massage chair first for $1500

I used to pay $25 for a haircut every six months or so. Now I'm cutting my own hair and even bought a clipper--it was almost impossible to cut hair on the back of the head using scissors. Never going back to a barber ever again. I doubt I'm the only one.