[US Navy paid millions to stay on Windows XP Windows XP and other obsolete systems remain critical to the Navy's operations](https://www.computerworld.com/article/2939435/us-navy-paid-millions-to-stay-on-windows-xp.html) [Russian guard service reverts to typewriters after NSA leaks](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jul/11/russia-reverts-paper-nsa-leaks) When you manage to hack Russia but only get @ivan 's secret Kirkland Brand Vodka Recipe passed down to him by his babushka lol