Have you ever considered that you might be the retard in this situation?
Only every day. :)
Constant self doubt is not a healthy way to exist. It's comforting to hear similar complaints from my coworkers and other people who do, or used to, work with that guy.
Apologies, I was referring to the first two sentences of your post.
I don't like to start sentences with "So" but I'll make an exception here:
So we got a new boss.
You are the retard and coward in this situation, willing to give up on your own personal values and grammatical convictions in order to more conveniently make a post, blithely telling us how you prefer to start sentences, then ungraciously submitting us to a grotesque and voyeuristic display of your transgressive and libertine ways.
Watching you type those words was disgusting, it was like watching a prostitute snare a John;
I don't usually do that, but anything for you, Daddy
I don't know if your new boss is right or not, but I can tell by your loose use of 'So' as an interjection to start a sentence that you are certainly a bad apple, some sort of playboy who abides by rules until they no longer suit him.
Regardless, I hope your work situation improves. Faggot.
Triggered! :D I blame myself for the feeble attempt at humor.
Thanks. I love you and be nice to the orderlies.