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I bet I can get a yuppy to buy this thing for like $50 if I do something with it, but I just don't know what yet.

I bet I can get a yuppy to buy this thing for like $50 if I do something with it, but I just don't know what yet.

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Carve the world's straightest canadian.

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Something to hold jewelry or a light fixture

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That's getting some creativity going, thank you. Bet I could strip the bark when it's dried out, carve out a channel on whatever I determine is it's backside, and insert an led strip all along it to shine and reflect off the wall.

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I'd make a table with it.

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You need to get outside more if you think that is special.

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You, sir, undervalue yourself and how much yuppies are willing to pay for shit like driftwood as a wall piece.

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strip the bark off.

harry potter wand.

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Say it's walnut. Say you know a guy who cares small characters or something. Gift it to him and let him know when you cut it. Otherwise, into the fire pit.

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Obviously put it up your ass.

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It won't fit alongside my wife's boyfriend's dick.

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Looks like a chunk of grape vine to me, throw it on your neighbors lawn.