Carve the world's straightest canadian.
Impossible.
Carve the world's straightest canadian.
Impossible.
Something to hold jewelry or a light fixture
That's getting some creativity going, thank you. Bet I could strip the bark when it's dried out, carve out a channel on whatever I determine is it's backside, and insert an led strip all along it to shine and reflect off the wall.
Neat!
I'd make a table with it.
Kek
You need to get outside more if you think that is special.
You, sir, undervalue yourself and how much yuppies are willing to pay for shit like driftwood as a wall piece.
strip the bark off.
harry potter wand.
Say it's walnut. Say you know a guy who cares small characters or something. Gift it to him and let him know when you cut it. Otherwise, into the fire pit.
Obviously put it up your ass.
It won't fit alongside my wife's boyfriend's dick.
Looks like a chunk of grape vine to me, throw it on your neighbors lawn.
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