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Just a friendly reminder to wear your safety glasses… I was milling put some boards today when I thought to myself, “Gee, why do people use those gay ass push blocks. Weak. I’m such a champ. My penis is fantastic today. Maybe I should grab my safety glasses, though. I have a weird feeli- BOOM…” All of a sudden, the planer hit a knot. WOWZA. I felt the soft breeze from the wings of the angel of death who was apparently arguing with my guardian angel whether I should learn a hard lesson. They let me pass, but not by much. Sometimes, I amaze myself with my own stupidity. No idea where that knot went, but it was big, and went there with fucking purpose.

Time to watch some safely videos again. Or some shop accidents. That helps.

Be safe, patriots.

Just a friendly reminder to wear your safety glasses… I was milling put some boards today when I thought to myself, “Gee, why do people use those gay ass push blocks. Weak. I’m such a champ. My penis is fantastic today. Maybe I should grab my safety glasses, though. I have a weird feeli- BOOM…” All of a sudden, the planer hit a knot. WOWZA. I felt the soft breeze from the wings of the angel of death who was apparently arguing with my guardian angel whether I should learn a hard lesson. They let me pass, but not by much. Sometimes, I amaze myself with my own stupidity. No idea where that knot went, but it was big, and went there with fucking purpose. Time to watch some safely videos again. Or some shop accidents. That helps. Be safe, patriots.

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I hate it when the blade breaks on a band saw. That sucker whips. When I have to use a table circular saw, I do so with fear, trembling, and dread in my heart, and I count my fingers afterwards. No, I'm not kidding. See, the way the human mind works, it can't process genuinely strange and new information because it has no reference points. If you lose a finger while using a table saw, you may not feel any pain, and you won't see the missing finger until you notice all the blood everywhere, and wonder where it came from. So I count my fingers afterwards, not that it would do me any good if the count came to "nine" or "eight" instead of "ten."

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When fishing in places with giant predators, I repeatedly watch people being attacked by them on the internet to help my stupid, lazy, fucking amigdala. It’s the same with TABLE SAWS.

You’re a Brit, aren’t you? Cheers, mate.