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Just a friendly reminder to wear your safety glasses… I was milling put some boards today when I thought to myself, “Gee, why do people use those gay ass push blocks. Weak. I’m such a champ. My penis is fantastic today. Maybe I should grab my safety glasses, though. I have a weird feeli- BOOM…” All of a sudden, the planer hit a knot. WOWZA. I felt the soft breeze from the wings of the angel of death who was apparently arguing with my guardian angel whether I should learn a hard lesson. They let me pass, but not by much. Sometimes, I amaze myself with my own stupidity. No idea where that knot went, but it was big, and went there with fucking purpose.

Time to watch some safely videos again. Or some shop accidents. That helps.

Be safe, patriots.

Just a friendly reminder to wear your safety glasses… I was milling put some boards today when I thought to myself, “Gee, why do people use those gay ass push blocks. Weak. I’m such a champ. My penis is fantastic today. Maybe I should grab my safety glasses, though. I have a weird feeli- BOOM…” All of a sudden, the planer hit a knot. WOWZA. I felt the soft breeze from the wings of the angel of death who was apparently arguing with my guardian angel whether I should learn a hard lesson. They let me pass, but not by much. Sometimes, I amaze myself with my own stupidity. No idea where that knot went, but it was big, and went there with fucking purpose. Time to watch some safely videos again. Or some shop accidents. That helps. Be safe, patriots.

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Fumduck, indeed.
It’s the feeling you had before you laid that stick on the saw. “Ahgh I’m in a hurry. This will be fine…” Let’s all try and stay vigilant for the next month. A wise man once said, “Use a table saw like it hates you for fucking it’s mom.”