It's got to be satire, it's hilarious! >One such savior is Bill Gates, the child-loving philanthropist who founded Microsoft >lauded civil rights organization ADL >Just like pets and farm animals that are given microchips to track their movement, humans with microchip implants will be awarded the same benefit >Fact-checkers and medical professionals will finally be able to interrupt blatantly evil thoughts before they can manifest into stochastic or domestic terrorism I mean come on. Nobody can be this retarded. Edit: I ran an AI sarcasm detector (https://komprehend.io/sarcasm-detection) on it and got 44.63% sarcastic and 55.37% non-sarcastic. Not sure what to make of that until I get around to testing it on other articles.