Theyve just socially weaponized soap dispensers! CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!
Theyve just socially weaponized soap dispensers! CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!
It's just more proof of the utter stupidity of niggers. They are too stupid to realize that the PALMS of their paws are the same color as human skin, and therefore are too stupid to realize that to get the photosensor to register their hands underneath the dispenser nozzle all they have to do is turn them palms-up.
And that's why they need to go live someplace where our confusing technological artifacts won't enrage their primitive little brains. Such as their homeland of Aprefica, where they can eat fruit and fuck giraffes all the live long day.
It's just more proof of the utter stupidity of niggers. They are too stupid to realize that the *PALMS* of their paws are the same color as human skin, and therefore are too stupid to realize that to get the photosensor to register their hands underneath the dispenser nozzle all they have to do is turn them palms-up.
And that's why they need to go live someplace where our confusing technological artifacts won't enrage their primitive little brains. Such as their homeland of Aprefica, where they can eat fruit and fuck giraffes all the live long day.
According to a recent online debate on “systemic racism” put on by the Bruin Republicans that I attended, soap dispensers are proof that white people are systemically racist against black people, according to some of my peers.
But it’s not just any dispensers, mind you. It’s those high-tech automatic ones. The reason is simple. As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.
Though perhaps unnecessary, Sullivan debunks this claim, writing that the dispensers “work using a simple device called PIR sensor that recognizes infrared light, which is emitted by all people, regardless of color (as long as they’re not dead).”
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According to a recent online debate on “systemic racism” put on by the Bruin Republicans that I attended, soap dispensers are proof that white people are systemically racist against black people, according to some of my peers.
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But it’s not just any dispensers, mind you. It’s those high-tech automatic ones. The reason is simple. As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.
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Though perhaps unnecessary, Sullivan debunks this claim, writing that the dispensers “work using a simple device called PIR sensor that recognizes infrared light, which is emitted by all people, regardless of color (as long as they’re not dead).”
And who exactly lets the soap drip onto the BACKS of their hands in a soap dispenser? I have always used the palms to catch the soap because sometimes it's in powdered form. Only niggers would consider the actual correct way of using an item a humiliation. Like wearing your pants pulled all the way up, or wearing your hat turned around the right way so that the brim actually works as intended. Or, apparently, catching soap in your palms as it comes from the soap dispenser.
And who exactly lets the soap drip onto the *BACKS* of their hands in a soap dispenser? I have always used the palms to catch the soap because sometimes it's in powdered form. Only niggers would consider the actual correct way of using an item a humiliation. Like wearing your pants pulled all the way up, or wearing your hat turned around the right way so that the brim actually works as intended. Or, apparently, catching soap in your palms as it comes from the soap dispenser.
Only niggers would consider the actual correct way of using an item a humiliation.
True story.
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Only niggers would consider the actual correct way of using an item a humiliation.
True story.
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