You could not pay me enough to climb up one of those with a full harness on and enough cord to make it so I never fall more than five feet no matter where I was. Uh uh, no way no how. Heights and me don't mix, me being a clumsy bastard who can trip on shadows.

"You only fall off once."

Words of wisdom right there.

Fuck that!

I looked him up. He had quite the career!