To our customers onboard, please know that your safety is our No. 1 priority – always. We have your back, and our teams are working to get you to your final destination just as quickly as possible. Thanks as always for the trust you place in us.
Globohomo translation: To our customers, our bottom line is our No. 1 priority - always. We have to keep costly investigations and lawsuit settlements to a minimum, so our teams are working to keep our megamillion dollar machines operational. Keep paying us exorbitant prices to be sandwhiched into a giant, uncomfortable fart tube. We'll turn each mitigated incident into a PR stunt.
The price said 45 dollars but with all the jewing I ended up paying more than renting a car and driving.
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