I do I know the pilot is a White man? No name revealed anywhere in the news.
If he wasn't White, you can be sure they would have bragged about it all over the internet.
Even Delta themselves avoided mentioning the name of the amazing pilot:
See how boring that was? Where is the excitement like the ocean gate folks had?
They're all like 'man, what do we need wheels for anyway' , lol.
Wheels up heels up approved this story
To our customers onboard, please know that your safety is our No. 1 priority – always. We have your back, and our teams are working to get you to your final destination just as quickly as possible. Thanks as always for the trust you place in us.
Globohomo translation: To our customers, our bottom line is our No. 1 priority - always. We have to keep costly investigations and lawsuit settlements to a minimum, so our teams are working to keep our megamillion dollar machines operational. Keep paying us exorbitant prices to be sandwhiched into a giant, uncomfortable fart tube. We'll turn each mitigated incident into a PR stunt.
The price said 45 dollars but with all the jewing I ended up paying more than renting a car and driving.
Any landing you walk away from is a good landing
Any landing that you can also reuse the plane, is a great landing!
Yep, plus this guy had no choice but to land the damn plane - otherwise , see you in the obit buddy.
Aye hope yall niggaz gatcho wills in order cuzzah muffucka bout tuh land dis bish!
Space X confused.
I love how the dude is all chill. Crash position, nah fuck it, I'm getting some video.
He probably saw the pilot when boarding and his brain subconsciously told itself everything is gonna be alright.
White people can land planes on rivers, so this was nothing!
Word.
Perfect headline!
Another happy landing. 😮💨
But if there were injuries they would have proportionally effected all obese sheboons on the muthafuckin playne nigga!
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