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College.

Halloween and at the bar dressed up as Tom Cruise in Mission impossible 2.

I go to the bathroom stalls and start pissing when I hear the one next to me start pissing at the same time.

So I say

"Yo, I see u tryin' to have a pissing contest with me i'll win!"

Of course I won, by a good solid 20 seconds and even had another 5 second after-piss...piss.

So I step out of the stall to congratulate my opponent and look down at a real life token midget.

I say, "Hey man good contest next time"

Midget says, "Don't fucking talking to me you cunt!"

Then I look up at the door to exit and the midget has two friends who are twins (how bizzare) blocking the door.

So I reply, "hey man, I just wanted to have a fun contest and now i'm going to wash my hands."

I walk past him and wash my hands as they all awkwardly stand there staring at me.

Finally, I dry my hands off and say, "Fun game" and slide between the twins and they follow me to my group of friends talking shit again. I'm not sure exactly what was said, what I do know is that when I reached my table with 5 of my friends I picked up my beer....

Sipped and said....

"What was it you were saying?

College. Halloween and at the bar dressed up as Tom Cruise in Mission impossible 2. I go to the bathroom stalls and start pissing when I hear the one next to me start pissing at the same time. So I say "Yo, I see u tryin' to have a pissing contest with me i'll win!" Of course I won, by a good solid 20 seconds and even had another 5 second after-piss...piss. So I step out of the stall to congratulate my opponent and look down at a real life token midget. I say, "Hey man good contest next time" Midget says, "Don't fucking talking to me you cunt!" Then I look up at the door to exit and the midget has two friends who are twins (how bizzare) blocking the door. So I reply, "hey man, I just wanted to have a fun contest and now i'm going to wash my hands." I walk past him and wash my hands as they all awkwardly stand there staring at me. Finally, I dry my hands off and say, "Fun game" and slide between the twins and they follow me to my group of friends talking shit again. I'm not sure exactly what was said, what I do know is that when I reached my table with 5 of my friends I picked up my beer.... Sipped and said.... "What was it you were saying?

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[–] • 1 pt

Lucky for him you didnt turn as you were speaking. He would have stared at a one eyed piss snake. Good to see you over here with us humans

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bwaha ha ha i'm sure he would have been as shocked at that as I would have been suddenly confronted by a tiny person. Poor little guy, I think he thought I was making fun of him for being a midget with a tiny bladder when in reality I had no clue.

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Hard to not laugh especially when you see the twins at the door. The midget mafia.

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Well the funny thing was that I also had my phone on for most of the night with the mission impossible theme song playing in my pocket and I was trashed so the whole thing was highly comical. Though By that point in the night when this incident happened my phone battery had died and God it would it have been hilarious to have the theme song echo in the bathroom during the face off