College.
Halloween and at the bar dressed up as Tom Cruise in Mission impossible 2.
I go to the bathroom stalls and start pissing when I hear the one next to me start pissing at the same time.
So I say
"Yo, I see u tryin' to have a pissing contest with me i'll win!"
Of course I won, by a good solid 20 seconds and even had another 5 second after-piss...piss.
So I step out of the stall to congratulate my opponent and look down at a real life token midget.
I say, "Hey man good contest next time"
Midget says, "Don't fucking talking to me you cunt!"
Then I look up at the door to exit and the midget has two friends who are twins (how bizzare) blocking the door.
So I reply, "hey man, I just wanted to have a fun contest and now i'm going to wash my hands."
I walk past him and wash my hands as they all awkwardly stand there staring at me.
Finally, I dry my hands off and say, "Fun game" and slide between the twins and they follow me to my group of friends talking shit again. I'm not sure exactly what was said, what I do know is that when I reached my table with 5 of my friends I picked up my beer....
Sipped and said....
"What was it you were saying?
College.
Halloween and at the bar dressed up as Tom Cruise in Mission impossible 2.
I go to the bathroom stalls and start pissing when I hear the one next to me start pissing at the same time.
So I say
"Yo, I see u tryin' to have a pissing contest with me i'll win!"
Of course I won, by a good solid 20 seconds and even had another 5 second after-piss...piss.
So I step out of the stall to congratulate my opponent and look down at a real life token midget.
I say, "Hey man good contest next time"
Midget says, "Don't fucking talking to me you cunt!"
Then I look up at the door to exit and the midget has two friends who are twins (how bizzare) blocking the door.
So I reply, "hey man, I just wanted to have a fun contest and now i'm going to wash my hands."
I walk past him and wash my hands as they all awkwardly stand there staring at me.
Finally, I dry my hands off and say, "Fun game" and slide between the twins and they follow me to my group of friends talking shit again. I'm not sure exactly what was said, what I do know is that when I reached my table with 5 of my friends I picked up my beer....
Sipped and said....
"What was it you were saying?
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